Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
It ain't easy!! 
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Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
A teacher is explaining biology to her third grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only creatures that stutter." A little girl raises her hand, saying, "I once had a kitty cat that stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary!"
The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss'. And before she could say 'Sh*t,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary!"
The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss'. And before she could say 'Sh*t,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
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