THAT'S A GOOD LINE!
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"I can't understand why the top of your head didn't blow off while you were wagon driving" David Moore after I told him I passed the time in the cab by thinking about history....
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Twenty years solitary confinement" SG describing his time on long distance driving.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"What was that Scotty? I don't know but it drained our crystals" Star Trek.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Loved Star Trek, but no I am not a Trekkie
Loved Lost In Space too, with the robot's arms flapping and saying 'Does not compute, does not compute'. hehe
Loved Lost In Space too, with the robot's arms flapping and saying 'Does not compute, does not compute'. hehe
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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Cathy, my favourite is Marvin the paranoid android in Hitch hiker's guide....
"Too fast to live. Too young to die" James Brown song about James Dean.
"Too fast to live. Too young to die" James Brown song about James Dean.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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My favourite on star trek was beam me up Scotty. I remember a work colleague when in a predicament got hold of a stapler flicked it open like a walkie talker and said this, he had us all in stitches. Eileen
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A few weeks ago I settled down to watch the movie 'Babe" and texted my daughter to let her know it was on. Babe was a favourite movie from her childhood, she is 26yrs old now. Immediatley she texted me back with the comment from the farmer - "That'll do pig".
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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"For every problem there is a simple, convenient and totally wrong solution" H L Mencken
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"The best relationships are forged in the fires of adversity" Stanley in 1984.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Leisure cannot be fully appreciated unless there is some urgent task demanding attention"
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Groucho Marx and a man sat listening to a piano recital in 'Horse Feathers'. Man, "I love good music". Groucho, "So do I, let's get out of here!"
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Semper excretia" It's only the depth that varies.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"It isn't always your enemies who drop you in the shit and it isn't always your friends that pull you out. The thing to remember is when you are in it up to your neck, keep quiet!"
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Someone is sitting in the shade today, because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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David Moore:- "Stanley, it would be nice if, every now and again you listened to my crap detector!" "Yes David...."
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"What's the use of having a 7th Cavalry if they all go down with flu at the same time?"
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"He was grossly endeeped in his subject"
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Success makes life easier, it doesn't make living easier. Bruce Springsteen
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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"Life is Cricklewood not Hollywood" Eric Morecambe.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Life can best be described as an imprudent dash from the cradle to the grave, under fire, through open country" Quentin Crisp.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Sex and eating are best avoided. The level of need associated with both activities tends to damage both good manners and decorum" Quentin Crisp.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Education is what you get when you read the fine print, experience is what you get when you don't. Pete Seeger
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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Quentin Crisp also said that if you stop dusting it ceases to build up after 3 years......
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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On the secret of a happy marriage, an old boy on the radio celebrating his 70th wedding anniversary some months ago:
'When you're wrong admit it; when you're right, shut up'.
Might not be his line, but I'd like to think it is.
Richard Broughton
'When you're wrong admit it; when you're right, shut up'.
Might not be his line, but I'd like to think it is.
Richard Broughton
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American military man in a discussion about whether to arm the Syrian rebels. "The words 'military' and 'aid' should never be used together.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!