OneGuyFromBarlick

I posted Looking for wacky racehorse names viewtopic.php?f=44&t=14719 in the Puzzles & Quizzes subforum hoping for some interesting suggestions but so far only one from Bodger, two from chinatyke, and one from Gloria. Perhaps because that section is not so widely read as this one?

With these and another 33 which I have managed to conjure up, I need another 67 to complete 300 for 60 puzzles but I’ll be happy to receive as many as the members, of which I’m sure there must be many witty ones, can come up with.

Not that I might know, but please make them your own work.

They can be:
Spoonerisms like Cling of Kubs, Neeple Wepoe
Phrases like Uranupstart, Teean Scones
Words spelt backwards like Tunod Ragus, Maerceci
Place names like Mon Treoll, Sin Sin Atti
Homophones like Kamo Fladge,Oxyawneer

But No double-entendres please.

I’d really appreciate your help.

Cheers.

Gob Let
Gobs Makked
Ban Al
Ban Joe
Robin Git
Wigan Banking
Newly Shot (Surely not!)

chinatyke wrote: ↑20 Apr 2018, 02:53 Gob Let
Gobs Makked
Ban Al
Ban Joe
Robin Git
Wigan Banking
Newly Shot (Surely not!)

Thanks chinatyke but, unless I'm mistaken, one is suspect.

Gearce wrote: ↑20 Apr 2018, 03:33

chinatyke wrote: ↑20 Apr 2018, 02:53 Gob Let
Gobs Makked
Ban Al
Ban Joe
Robin Git
Wigan Banking
Newly Shot (Surely not!)

Thanks chinatyke but, unless I'm mistaken, one is suspect.

Terry Bull!

Psycho the rapist.

plaques wrote: ↑20 Apr 2018, 10:48 Psycho the rapist.

I had to read that twice before the penny dropped.

I've heard of Physio the rapist.

plaques wrote: ↑20 Apr 2018, 10:48 Psycho the rapist.

Sorry. Maximum 13 characters including spaces Prefer to stay away from words which could be offensive to some people.

Flock of Bats ( block of flats)
Dead Horse (Sauce)
Tin Lids (kids)
Reg Grundy's (undies)
Joe Blake's ( snakes)
Noah's Arks ( sharks)

Relayed Deaction ( delayed reaction)

Whoops. That one is too long.

Thanks for the suggestions so far but I'm sure there must be a minefield out there waiting to be cleared. Plase bear in mind that colloquialisms might not be understood by everyone.

I'm not sure why there is a limit of thirteen characters including spaces for this 'game' . The current limit from the British Horseracing Authority (BHA), is eighteen, and this is also the limit in Australia.

Here is the current full list of 159,693 names- racehorse names
Very handy if you can't get to sleep.

My favourite is 'Norfolk Enchants' which has yet to get past the naming committee.

Tripps wrote: ↑22 Apr 2018, 09:49 My favourite is 'Norfolk Enchants' which has yet to get past the naming committee.

Could be a series of them!

Tripps wrote: ↑22 Apr 2018, 09:49 I'm not sure why there is a limit of thirteen characters including spaces for this 'game' . The current limit from the British Horseracing Authority (BHA), is eighteen, and this is also the limit in Australia.

Here is the current full list of 159,693 names- racehorse names
Very handy if you can't get to sleep.

My favourite is 'Norfolk Enchants' which has yet to get past the naming committee.

Thanks for your reply. The mechanisms for compiling the puzzles (not only horse racing but other subjects) only allow thirteen characters. I am aware of the limits for official horse racing.

I don’t know if you had a look at my post viewtopic.php?f=44&t=14719, but I’m looking for wacky names most, or indeed all, of which would not get past the naming committee.

Gearce wrote: ↑22 Apr 2018, 00:19 Thanks for the suggestions so far but I'm sure there must be a minefield out there waiting to be cleared.

That minefield is still out there.

Nobody want to enter the minefield? OK. Fair enough.

Gearce wrote: ↑25 Apr 2018, 01:13 Nobody want to enter the minefield? OK. Fair enough.

Fairy snuff!

Hi Gearce.

Just read your post. How about …

Maresetoats
Doesetoats
Litlamsetivy
Catletivytoo
Woodentu

Seriously though. Maybe
Amint Rubble
Brites Park
Cracktegg

Thanks Russ. Much appreciated.

Hi again Gearce.

Three more ...

Tevere Moat
Pink I Scream
Miantan Uncle

I'll post more as I think of them. Good luck with your project.

Thanks Russ

Hi Gearce.

Had a brainwave yesterday and came up with four more.

Alonglie Inn
Private Eyes
Fallsal Arms
Gawnawol

Thanks Russ

Private Eyes.

How did you manage to see the government's "to do" list?

Hi Gearce.

Through Ezyackses

Hi Gearce.

Four more

Becozo View
Dyieksiye
Petrpiperspik
Silent Snorer