OneGuyFromBarlick

The Lawyer with 12 kids A lawyer, who had a wife and12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him becau...

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and...

An old one:- A Yorkshireman walks into a vet:
“Summat up wi’ t’cat.”
Vet: “Is it a tom?”
Yorkshireman: “Nah, it’s ‘ere, int basket.”

A guy goes into his local bank and says to the manager, "I'd like to borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. It's gonna be great." " Hold on a minute", says the bank manager. "There's already a company called Cheshire Cheese - you're gonna have to come up with ...

Money in steam https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-54735107

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead...

In court or police station ?

I may have posted this before A young woman started work in the Village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worrie...

Stanley, something to look forward to. Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age!’ One of the Grandm...

I am living in what is currently the worse place in Ireland, Ballyjamesduff Co. Cavan for covid19, i am in theory trapped in my own house, no visitors etc, but i have 2 dogs, 2 cats and a donkey so i'm not lonely conversations are limited though

Stanley, how about this for a shed job ?, would love to see the lathe that machined it https://www.practicalmachinist.com/vb/a ... -a-383018/

Should read 50KB

My Heritage genealogy site, i put my tree on there and have loaded some photos on to my tree, but i keep getting "an error occurred please try later" message, doing a check on the photos loaded and the ones where the error appears it would see that %0 KB (?) is accepted, but anything over ...

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who...

I was surprised by the amount of Scandinavian but i have a reason for searching, at one of our daughters marriage in 1990 i was asked by an old family friend of my parents(who were divorced) whether i had ever found anything about a son who my father had sired in Denmark at the end of the war, i had...

hat’s interesting Bodger, where do your parents and grandparents hail from? Me Sheffield Sheffield / Keighley Sheffield / Sheffield Keighley / Keighley India / Surrey Scotland / Yorkshire Derbys / Keighley Malton / Malton Note the India, John Riley he was in the Queens Lancers his father was a farri...

Nowt to do do with tortoises, i received my DNA results, i am 47.1 % Scandinavian,45.2 % English, & 7.7% Greek & South Italian, and i always thought i was Yorkshire born & bred ?. This is out of nearly 8,000 "matches" my nearest connection is 1st cousin twice removed, 2nd cousi...

So.... for anyone that doesn’t know, on Friday I volunteered for the British vaccine trials for Covid-19, held here in The MRI Hospital in Manchester, The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely s...

Metric/Imperial

A nice bit of model making https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9& ... e=youtu.be

Tizer, is that a heaped or level teaspoon ?

A word that caused amusement here in Ireland we were talking about lighting fires, i said i always started by "riddling" it ?

A father’s daughter brought home her prospective fiancee. It was the first time he’d met him and he took the opportunity to quiz him a bit “So, what do you do for a living?” he asked “I have no job” he replied “Really? Well, how do you expect to provide for my daughter?”> “God will provide, I’m sure...

A lawyer boarded an aeroplane in Auckland New Zealand with a box of frozen crabs and asked the blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, me...

Just reading a comment about a photo from a relation who lives in the Penistone area, That was February and as a mother I was whittled sick knowing how bad it would be going up Snowden