Old fashioned clean jokes

[Stanley]

Funnily enough I got that one straight away Kev....

[Cathy]

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[Big Kev]

[Big Kev]

SEVERE WEATHER WARNING!!
The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves, 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads.
I looked a right idiot on the bus this morning!

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

[Tizer]

That's a clever one Cathy!

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[Stanley]

[Cathy]

Tizer, you might need to explain your last joke to me.

[Tizer]

Hi Cathy, perhaps you're not familiar with Gary Larson's cartoons. They're always zany but clever and I've always enjoyed them. The one above can be a joke on the palaeontologists who find `fossil footprints' and decipher all sorts of information from them. But it can also be seen as a mammoth getting it's own back on the humans who are hunting the mammoths. Other people might have their own interpretations! He often does one based on cows and I like this one below...

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[Cathy]

Tize, I’m not aware of Gary Larson, so not quite getting the joke meaning.
Never mind, plenty on here will